ORIGINAL: ripped camel

I hear you about that guy punching your car. I was in my worktruck a few years back, one of those types that the whole back lifts up. Anyway, I'm waiting to turn right and the guy in front of me was an old whitehead.

So the road clears and he doesn't turn, I honk my horn. He instantly throws his hands up and starts flipping out in his car. I'm thinking to myself "WTF is this moron flipping out about, what does he thinks going to happen when he sits in a turn lane and doesn't turn when traffic is clear?! So he continues to sit there just to spite me....meanwhile traffic is starting to pile up behind me because of this azz! So being that I get paid by the hour I can care less. So I decide to further annoy this guy since he wants to be a hardazz. I lay on the horn for a good 45 seconds straight. Finally the guy gets out of his car and starts yelling at me. I tell him I can't hear him over my horn (that I still have on) and because my window is up.

So he starts flipping out worse and punches my window. So I then roll my window down and tell him if he does it again he's going to regret it. So he tries to punch me, and I caught his fist and yank him against the truck. I then said really calm "Try it again and I'll drag you next time. Now get your old azz back in your car, quit being an inconsiderate f@ck and make your f'n turn!"

So as soon as I let go of his arm, he goes back to his car. On his way back I wanted to give him some background music so I continued to lay on the horn while he walked back, while he got in his car, and I drove next to him for the next mile with my horn down too.

Felt great to annoy that self centered, inconsiderate old piece of shiz!