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Old 09-21-2009, 09:11 AM
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Default The Prowler, I do not fear it

I was on the way to the store on a two lane road and in my rear view a Prowler came up on me really fast. It was red, but had a flame paint job. The typical Prowler pilot was at the wheel; big sunglasses, spiky hair, Linkin Park blasting. Anyway, he wasn't happy with the 5mph over I was doing and made a pass by getting into the oncoming lane of traffic and "sped" past me. There wasn't anyone around and I was really tempted to race them then, but the idea of him in the oncoming lane, regardless of how perfect it seemed, I didn't bite. He merged in front of me so I could see his huge custom metal plaque on his back bumper area that said "HAULIN' ***." Guess he was in a hurry to go eat hot wings and brag about his heterosexuality.

Anyone ever race one of these things? Basic research says it's a 250hp V6 in a 2900 lb car. Sounds like it'd be decent (high 14's I guess) but the performance data shows 16 second 1/4 times.

http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2...26/036348.html
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Old 09-21-2009, 09:23 AM
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Yeah, not too much to be worried with when it comes to the Prowler... Only seen a couple in my lifetime, spanked on one hard with the Denali last year, maybe 6-8 CLs?

Looks like they run mid to high 14s for the later model years, and 15s for the older years.

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They are turds.
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Old 09-21-2009, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by JD1969
They are turds.
Indeed they are. So much could have been done with those cars, the motor they used is just poop.
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Old 09-21-2009, 11:55 AM
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Prowlers fail (imo). Your description of the driver fits the profile for sure.
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I was pretty upset with them. Good looking car for such a lacking power train.
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Old 09-21-2009, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by 98LS1
I was pretty upset with them. Good looking car for such a lacking power train.
Yeppers.

I wouldn't mind this 6.1 powered one though: http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/For.../003088-3.html

Even @ stock HP/TQ ratings (which this one is not) it'd freaking fly.
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Old 09-21-2009, 10:34 PM
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why would your fear it in the first place? i wouldn't fear one in my wifes 2.0l jetta auto
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Old 09-21-2009, 10:54 PM
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There was one at the mopar nationals a few years ago with a blown 5.0 in it...

i think that the car would have been more successful even with something as simple as a manual transmission. how can you make a sporty roadster like that and not even offer a manual?

although, id have to see a stock auto jetta beat one...the prowler is a turd for the price and expectations, but its still faster than a jetta. i believe that in stock form, they are still at least mid 14 second cars...
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I don't know why someone would buy a Prowler over a Miata or MR2 (in that era). There were just better roadsters out there.
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