I know like 4 people that have those on their F-250s.

 

Another one I have thought of were oil slicks. Just mount up a a tank under your car with the tubing and injectors to spray it. And a switch to trigger it.

 

Really...hmmm...well im sure the cop will understand the reason why you used it.

 

Funny story about this.

My mom's friend's son cut some guy off, so the guy started tailing his *** and blinking his brights, until the kid, Phil, pulled into a parking lot to get away. The guy followed him in there, and got out of his car, walking angrily towards him. Phil got out of the car with a tire iron in his hand, so the guy called the cops and took him to court for attempted assault with a weapon.

Moral of the story, don't get out of the car with a tire iron.


Anyways, I always go really really slow, like 15 or 10, and when they try to pass, I floor it. It's usually ricers in Honda's with fart cans, so they can't beat even the sixer in accelleration, so they get pissed and eventually leave me alone.

 

Flame thrower. You got to elaborate. Have you actually used it on a tailgater?

 

just because of tailgater i got a license plate frame thst says: (THE CLOSER YOU GET) (THE SLOWER I GO)

 

EVERY time someone starts tailgating me I completely let off the gas. I am careful not to press the brakes so that they don't catch on too quickly, but by the time we hit 7 mph on a 25 mph street they normally catch on and gun it, my response is ALWAYS to gun it back at them and stay in front and repeat the process over again.

CAUTION:
This strategy has resulted in 4 seperate road rage incidents in which no people, animals, or vehicles were harmed. Only a little self respect was lost . I don't really reccomend doing what I do if you live in a large city with alot of road rage (AKA New Orleans)

 

Depending on what mood im in ill either hit the brakes or throw up the middle finger...

 

A. How pissed would you be to tailgate someone and pass them only to have your rear window, tail lights, or tires shot out and the driver dips off on another street.

 

i hit them with a bat
twice