I swear, I hate being offshore sometimes. Today is day 11, 11 more days to go....

although, I paid all my bills online today, so that's taken care of!!!!

Turns out my motherboard is messed up on my laptop due to my video card overheating, all caused by a factory defect that HP refuses to extend my warranty to repair, so I get to buy a new ****** laptop when I get home instead of my K-member, control arms and coil-overs.

BTW, if my post start seeming meaner in the next 11 days, it's cuz I can't get no sehks while I'm offshore for 3 weeks.

 

go spank a monkey

 

no monkeys out here, and even then, it's not the same

 

What happens offshore stays off shore.... that's all I'm sayin'.

 

and what happens in the fish tank stays in the fish tank???? That would certainly explain the rubber suit.

 

I'm sick of cars today. Doing the heater core on my Dad's Explorer for him. PAIN IN THE BUTT! Got the right half of the engine bay clear, and got most of the dash out. Why can they just make things that break often easy to get to!? Who ever heard of pulling an ENTIRE DASH BOARD to get to freakin' heater core!?!?! If I ever meet the guy who designed this thing, I'm kicking him in the nuts... twice.

 

can i help kick him/her in the nuts?

 

can i just send him my friends rottweiler?

 

mehjust take it out no one really needs them anyway arent you in texas jeesus christ cars shouldnt come with heat anywhere in the lower quarter to fifth of the country

 

I would, but it's for my Dad's truck. I scraped the dead weight like that in my car. Well, not the heater, but I lived in MN - so you can't blame me for keeping that!