So Im at home and decide to run up to the Autozone to price grease guns.....I notice there is a red 05/06 GT in the parking lot, doulbed parked.....must be someone who works there. Anyways I walk in and Im looking around and I get cornered by one of the employees...he starts asking me about my car....tells me thats his GT out front. Asks me what I have done to my GT, I tell him....then he proceeds to tell me what he has "done". Says his car is making 380hp at the crank.....says he got 80 hp from a K&N panel filter and a Hypertech chip. Man...what am I doing wrong? so I proceeded to go home, rip my C&L out, throw it away, put my car in neutral and push it down the driveway and let it roll off the nearest cliff. I suck. This 19 year oldish idiot then tells me he has a 2000 Cobra R(this guy had NOPI written all over him, come to think out it, I seen that car at a different Autozone and it had tail pipes out the back......I forget none of the Cobra Rs had side pipes) Im gonna go flush my head in the toilet now.......but if anyone would like to get amused....its the new Autozone in Lovejoy, Ga.


Good thing I didnt line up with him...he would of blown my doors off.

 

yeah i hooked my grandmas oxygen bottle up to the intake and got 97hp from it!!! all that extra 02 really gave it a boost! then i bought some flexible hosing and piped my a/c into the intake, turned the car on 'max a/c' and on the 4th setting for the fan and got INSTANT 144hp from it!!!! Free adjustable horsepower on demand!!!!!! I call it 'select-a-boost'

 

Hey Andyman...do you have any pics of the oxygen bottle install ? Sure would be beneficial....

 

Andy,
that's the COOLEST thing I ever heard.........literially spoken !

 

the tubing is routed underneath the mat and all the way to the intake. It is working out pretty well so far, and oxygen is pretty cheap

 

yeah the best part is that the air is always frigid! It's its own intercooler! I just roll the windows down now.

 

I'm thinking of doing the same thing and use my leaf blower as an extra boost to boot LMAO. So here's what I say, take a chill pill and relax. It's not the end of the world.

 

I just installed a bigger block of cheese, and now that hampster has doubled his horsepower under there.

 

yeah i gave mine some steroids. i am saving to get the green radioactive goo that made the ninja turtles and splinter. I figure once that project gets underway, who knows what I'll be putting down!

 

I'm using a 3 wheel conversion kit.
One wheel has a small dog, in front of that is a wheel with a cat, and the wheel in front has a mouse, with a methamphetamine drip tank.