decent joke gf just sent me
09-18-2006, 01:00 PM
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decent joke gf just sent me
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him,"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and
sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the
middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the
box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and
sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the
middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the
box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
09-18-2006, 01:24 PM
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RE: decent joke gf just sent me
ORIGINAL: rattsj
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him,"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and
sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the
middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the
box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him,"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and
sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the
middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the
box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
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09-18-2006, 02:17 PM
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RE: decent joke gf just sent me
My friend is a biker and one day he woke up and the wife asked him with a smile on her face; "So are you going to ride me or the Harley this morning?" He patted her on the butt, smiled and said "Wait right here, I'll check and see if it's raining."
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