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Old Nov 25, 2007 | 06:28 PM
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1. Hollow out every bolt in the car for a less weight, more efficient drive.

2. Add mileage fins to everyones car... These mileage fins (which can be bought directly from tokyo) were first seen in the the movie fast and the furious on their many prop cars. While they may look like they would only slow the person down, they are all made of light weight material that creates vortex like flows in front of the car. That increases the pressure in the rear more then in the front. Things tend to flow from higher pressure to lower pressure thanks to the all might mother nature. That pressure difference propels the car.

4. I skipped right to four because the environment and three do not get along, that was a point, next five

5. organic compounds are composed of carbon. In fact a compound cannot be organic unless it is a carbon based molecule. With this information known I do not see why people can not run organic fuels. Since organic fuels are hard to find at local gas shops we can use a gasoline additive to make it completely organic. The cheapest gasoline additive i know of is carbonated water. This is also a lot cheaper then gasoline and can be found everywhere.

6. Eat more meat!!!! Cows are a known contributor to global warming. Their flatulence is made of methane gas. This methane gas travels into the upper troposphere which keeps photons from the sun (visible and invisible light) trapped inside of what i like to call a "green house". These photons enter our atmosphere but never leave, they keep bouncing around. Unfortunately these photons carry energy from the sun and deposit it right onto mother nature making her hot and sweaty. The best way to counter act this is TO EAT THE COW.

7. Run more air conditioning during the summer to help cool down the environment. In fact it is highly recommended to keep the windows open, because we need only so much cool air, let it out into the world and cool the world down.

8. Recycling is good, but throwing it all away is better and much much more convenient. Thanks to the new plasma torch energy processing plant, we can now gain more energy from not recycling our trash instead of remolding it wasting away energy that could be running AC and cooling down the world. Plasma torch technology scorches the trash inside of a furnace which lets off deadly gases which are used for energy and turns a turbine with the heat like any other plant, BUT its two waste products are good for making roads instead of heavy machinery not running seltzer water inorganicly ruining the environment.

9. Package everything we could need into one convenient package. That way when we get our "Super Convenient Pack" we will be safe and will not have to make any additional trips

10. Support America. We actually eat the cow, there are many other places around the world who refuse to eat the cow (India) and hopefully they will learn to follow our fine example and eat meat too.
Old Nov 25, 2007 | 06:31 PM
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lol @ this post, especially this

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7. Run more air conditioning during the summer to help cool down the environment. In fact it is highly recommended to keep the windows open, because we need only so much cool air, let it out into the world and cool the world down.
Old Nov 25, 2007 | 06:34 PM
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Shouda boughta Prius.
Old Nov 25, 2007 | 06:34 PM
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Is this for real????????????????????????????????
Old Nov 25, 2007 | 06:36 PM
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Ok.....
Old Nov 25, 2007 | 06:37 PM
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What is going on here? I just ate a nice steak so I guess I am helping out with #10 and $6. Glad I could help make the world a better place
Old Nov 25, 2007 | 06:39 PM
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hollow out the bolts that hold on your tires
please
Old Nov 25, 2007 | 06:52 PM
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ROFLOL@OP

the law of conservation of energy/mass states "energy/mass cannot be created nor destroyed only converted and moved"
The A/C in your car removes heat energy from the cabin and releases it into the atmosphere and converts some electrical energy into heat thus more heat is made.

there are many other problems with the OP's idea but I do think its a joke or hes the new MR. loctite (MR. Eco.)
Old Nov 25, 2007 | 07:07 PM
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he has to be mr locktites cousin atleast
Old Nov 25, 2007 | 07:11 PM
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I also run straight pipes
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