Nice try guys, sorry you’ve still missed it.

By a mile.

Everyone knows that Sync’s blue tooth capability is being used by to transmit viruses to Toyota accelerator pedals that pass by close enough.

This fact was uncovered recently and Ford is working to revise the software so this capability is completely undetectable.

Gheez, I thought I had meet some online friends that were in the know about ‘Stangs??

 

Really? Well does that mean the cars without sync are still delayed too?

 

Almost correct. All cars have sync now, stealth installed if not optioned in. This will allow Ford to take down Toyota in no time. Clever plan. Yours is therefore delayed for this reason. sorry.

 

Her name is Samantha (from Bewitched).

 

That sucks for all the guys who ordered a 2011...i hear there was a worldwide shortage on blinker fluid and muffler bearings...that must be the cause of the holdup.... =D

 

The relative bearing grease used in the compass was discovered to not be up to spec.

 

I thought they just forgot to grease up the audio controls!?!?

 

You guys have it all wrong. The only reason they aren't out yet is because someone thought it would be funny to switch out the N and the G in Mustang and replace it with an R and a D.