mtchll50

i am sick of all these little ricers in my town riding my rear bumper for who knows what reason. i know they dont wanna race cuz i try but they never will. so i got the funny idea i should throw a flame thrower kit on my exhaust and melt there body kits when they get to close LOL.. but then the road rage went away and i decided i would be lowering my self to the ricer level. and they would probably call the cops on me for melting there bumper if one actually did catch on fire.. o well it is the thoguht that counts

roundman

you could always misadjust the windshield washer nozzle on the passenger side to spray up and over the roof of your car so it gets blown back all over theirs! This will usually make them back off right quick! LOL
I'm thinking about mounting a mock machine gun in the bed of my F150 on a scissors lift so when someone tailgates me I can hit a button and raise it up with it pointed right back at them! I hate it when one gets so close up on my *** that I can't even see the tailights. And then there's always the old James Bond tricks, like spraying out oil or dropping spiked jacks to puncture their tires.

mtchll50

yeah the wipers is what i use right now but that just makes these kids get closer... so i am looking for soemthing a little more abbrasive

2001_SaleenS281_08

Just put a window sticker that say "If You Tailgate, I will Seriously Kill You While You Sleep" Then when they drive by, wave a pistol or a knife at them, that should solve it!

mtchll50

hahaha.. that may just work

roundman

my Dad was a long distance truck driver and he used to tell tales about turning off something that would make the engine pump raw diesel fuel out the stacks and this will turn to a milky mess when they turn on their wipers. maybe you could rig up a spare windshield washer tank and pump with a nozzle to spray some diesel into your exhaust and see what this does for them.

course down here in the south you could always put a big chaw of Redman chewing tobacco in your cheek and let fly out the window at the appropriate times too! LOL

USAMuscle

Keep a canister of aircraft remover in your car with you, and the next time you get tailgated, toss the canister out the window and laugh as they watch their paint bubble and peel right in front of their eyes. Just uh, don't get any on your car.

94Cbra

My buddys dad used to ride Harleys all the time. He kept a bag of ball bearings in one of the saddle bags and when someone tailgated him he would put a few in his mouth, turn his head, and spit one out at a time. The way he did it the person couldnt tell he was throwing anything at them. His wife would be on the back and she told me she could turn around and see where the bearings would bust the grille and headlights up. A ball bearing hitting a radiator at 70+ MPH isnt gonna be pretty.

nanaki

i like to slam on the breaks and make them back off. if that doesn't work and they get back on, down shift. that'll bring up almost on your *** and then they'll try and do a ricer fly-by giving you the finger, in which case you slam on the gas and don't let them by and just wave. use the annoying ricer habits to your advantage. it's good fun!

MikeHawke

just let off real easy and keep slowing down until they can't handle it anymore, then blow them away when they try to pass and do it all over again. ricers are so high strung that they will want to kill themselves sooner than later.