Virgule

Oil is more like a religion than a science when it comes to many car nuts. We all hang our hopes on a thin film of molecules that performs a magic function, and in our zeal, get@nal about it. For God's sake (here I go as well), it's only oil. Just don't eff with my Valvoline, or I'll frigging kill you.

Just watch out for those Royal Purple fanatics. I'm gonna have to have a little Jihad with those boys.