Brandontyler65

here you go soaring turn this into your slayer the candidate

Aussie66Fastback

yeah, we've heard of Soaring's Slayer in Australia too...apparently he was going to bring it on out to challenge the locals over here but that was a fair while ago and our drag strips only got sealed last year.

a friend of mine saw that steering wheel in a museum in Cape Town. maybe its still there

Soaring

Well, get those strips sealed really well, and make sure the water dip just before the track has Aussie Crocs in it to eat off some of the slick just before I enter the gate.
Do you Aussies even have electricity to run the tree? If not you may have to get some of the locals to rub some sticks together to create a little fire that can be seen just to mark the end of the desert/swamp track, and have one of the aborigines to flag us off.

Aussie66Fastback

what's electricity? Our trees run on water over here. So do most other plant species, but some are very tolerant of low moisture.

no crocs...endangered species. We can arrange a stab in the *** from a stingray if you need a shot of something to get the adrenaline running.

the track ends when the first car hits a kangaroo hard enough to take out the radiator...its attrition racing over here