why not just attach a seat to the engine block and call it a day.

Lets see, thing's I can do in 14 seconds,
Pick my nose,
ummm everthing else is NSFW

 

That is a hilarious post!!! After all that cutting and junking they still only got 14 seconds! [sm=funnypostabove.gif]

 

I can get that car under 9 seconds....................................... they forgot to add stickers!!!

 

don't crash that pile especially a rollover.

Gun

 

if they made it remote control and didnt need a driver, they could get into the 13's..

 

LOL my favorite part is "Chicks dig convertables!"

 

Kinda looks like a lotus all taken a part, or like crap, not sure which.

 

I got a giggle at the rear small spare tires.

 

Once Upon a Time there was a Mason Contractor named Joe. He had a great partner named Danny, and a hard working union crew of various names like Itchy Pooper, Vic Sphincter, Busy, Poppa Boner, Notso Sharpe, and Girth.
After the guys finished a small job to perfection and at the speed of light, when contacted for final payment the evil person who had hired Joe's outfit balked at the price."Why should I pay you that much, I understand it only took you 5 hours!" Soon Joe and Danny went to the man's house hoping to reason with the cheapskate and get the final monies owned them. They sat down in the dude's kitchen. Joe realized after a few minutes of conversation with the poptart that he and the loyal Danny weren't going to get the rest of their money.
An awkward silence was broken by the sound of a woman's voice informing Mr. I wont Pay that he had "a phone call" in the other room.
The Slug excused himself and left the kitchen. Joe and Danny sat there for a moment while Joe went over the options in his mind. Then, not being a small claims court kind of guy, Joe knew what he had to do.
He rose from the table, grabbed a few napkins and without saying a word, opened the refrigerator door, pulled out the crisper bin and took a dump in it. While fixing his belt Joe turned to Danny and said " let's go Dan, we're done here."
They never did get the money, but a legend was born. True. All true.