Bad day for my car: attacked by a goose.
04-05-2006, 06:40 PM
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Bad day for my car: attacked by a goose.
This morning while leaving the gym parking lot to go to work I see two geese come flying at me and wham, one rams my car. The goose rammed me right above my front wheel. I am like wtf was that? Then I see this honking goose all puffed up running at me again. I drive off a bit and get out to check the damage. Thank god there was no damage. I was pissed off I felt like running up to the goose and football kicking into the ozone layer.
As I am driving down the road no more than 2 miles into my commute some old scum bag c-sucker spit a luegy on my passanger door. At the time I thought he spit on the ground but as soon as I got to work I see this glob of spit. I felt like walking up to someone in the parking garage and jacking them in the face I was so mad.
Now a days I feel like an old man; I am 31 married with a 1 year old and a house. If i was 5 years younger I have prolly followed him home and spit in his face. Now all I can think of are the consequences of doing something like that. I am not trying to sound like a macho ******* but sometimes people do things that just deserve a good *** whoopin. There should be a clause added to battery charges. When a guy messes with your ride you should have a legal right to stomp his *** an not have to worry about going to jail. The same should apply for anyone that messes with your family.
As I am driving down the road no more than 2 miles into my commute some old scum bag c-sucker spit a luegy on my passanger door. At the time I thought he spit on the ground but as soon as I got to work I see this glob of spit. I felt like walking up to someone in the parking garage and jacking them in the face I was so mad.
Now a days I feel like an old man; I am 31 married with a 1 year old and a house. If i was 5 years younger I have prolly followed him home and spit in his face. Now all I can think of are the consequences of doing something like that. I am not trying to sound like a macho ******* but sometimes people do things that just deserve a good *** whoopin. There should be a clause added to battery charges. When a guy messes with your ride you should have a legal right to stomp his *** an not have to worry about going to jail. The same should apply for anyone that messes with your family.
04-05-2006, 08:58 PM
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RE: Bad day for my car: attacked by a goose.
that sucks, i know one day i came out of class; and there was a huge glob of spit on my car too(windshield). But you better if i saw that guy...i would went after his ***, pulled the e brake and do a little 180...and im no tuff guy by any means, but that stuff pisses me off. You want the car; go work for it like every one else.
04-05-2006, 09:24 PM
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RE: Bad day for my car: attacked by a goose.
ORIGINAL: MR.Mustang
This morning while leaving the gym parking lot to go to work I see two geese come flying at me and wham, one rams my car. The goose rammed me right above my front wheel. I am like wtf was that? Then I see this honking goose all puffed up running at me again. I drive off a bit and get out to check the damage. Thank god there was no damage. I was pissed off I felt like running up to the goose and football kicking into the ozone layer.
As I am driving down the road no more than 2 miles into my commute some old scum bag c-sucker spit a luegy on my passanger door. At the time I thought he spit on the ground but as soon as I got to work I see this glob of spit. I felt like walking up to someone in the parking garage and jacking them in the face I was so mad.
Now a days I feel like an old man; I am 31 married with a 1 year old and a house. If i was 5 years younger I have prolly followed him home and spit in his face. Now all I can think of are the consequences of doing something like that. I am not trying to sound like a macho ******* but sometimes people do things that just deserve a good *** whoopin. There should be a clause added to battery charges. When a guy messes with your ride you should have a legal right to stomp his *** an not have to worry about going to jail. The same should apply for anyone that messes with your family.
This morning while leaving the gym parking lot to go to work I see two geese come flying at me and wham, one rams my car. The goose rammed me right above my front wheel. I am like wtf was that? Then I see this honking goose all puffed up running at me again. I drive off a bit and get out to check the damage. Thank god there was no damage. I was pissed off I felt like running up to the goose and football kicking into the ozone layer.
As I am driving down the road no more than 2 miles into my commute some old scum bag c-sucker spit a luegy on my passanger door. At the time I thought he spit on the ground but as soon as I got to work I see this glob of spit. I felt like walking up to someone in the parking garage and jacking them in the face I was so mad.
Now a days I feel like an old man; I am 31 married with a 1 year old and a house. If i was 5 years younger I have prolly followed him home and spit in his face. Now all I can think of are the consequences of doing something like that. I am not trying to sound like a macho ******* but sometimes people do things that just deserve a good *** whoopin. There should be a clause added to battery charges. When a guy messes with your ride you should have a legal right to stomp his *** an not have to worry about going to jail. The same should apply for anyone that messes with your family.
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