Wire a tazer to the car body - when you get back to your car, just drag the unconscious tow truck operator out of the way

I'd try not to park where I'd get towed, or dinged, or a bird might crap on it, etc. But if you make it difficult for the tow guys, they just take it as a challenge.

 

Let someone try for the ROUSH . But as said above....if they want to tow it....it WILL be towed no matterwhat you try to do to stop it

 

They can get it up on the flatbad with the tires screeching but..

How would they get it off?

 

What makes the tow truck operator an "a hole". Seems to me the a**hole would be the guy who parks in a tow away zone to begin with.

 

I have had one car dropped off at my shop like this. Basically, the driver gets the bed at its top incline and just "bounces" it back and forth. The tires will slide on the metal deck until they hit the ground. Then the driver can just pull the deck forward since the front wheels will roll. Then shops have ways of moving it around after that until keys are located.