Deranged Pizza Guy
I can't believe he came INTO your home to talk ****. Some people have no shame. I would have sent him on his way with a little verbal abuse, but the only problem with that is that you would have to find a new place to order pizza from (if you catch my drift).
I'm a pretty laid back guy. I probably would have responded with, "Yeah, I was gonna buy a Grandma quis, but I couldn't handle the power, so I bought the Mustang GT instead."
Maybe he is talking about this car (but it is still too heavy):
From 2003 to 2004, Ford produced the Marauder as a "high-performance" version of the Mercury Grand Marquis sedan which is comparable to the 1994-96 Chevrolet Impala SS.
The 2003 Mercury Marauder was based on the Ford Panther platform, which utilizes a hydroformed steel frame, front rack and pinion steering, and totally revised front and rear suspension with monotube shock absorbers. The Marauder had a naturally aspirated 4.6 L DOHC V8 (the Ford Modular engine) with 302 hp and 318 lb-ft of torque. The Marauder was discontinued in 2004 mostly due to lackluster sales, blamed by some on styling too similar to that of the Crown Victoria LX sport, an incorrect target audience, and a lack of major advertising or marketing of the car. Originally, Marauders were produced in "any color the customer desired, so long as it was black." Eventually, the Marauder was offered in silver, blue, and red, but in limited quantities (Blue is the rarest variant, coming in at only 328 examples produced).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_Marauder
From 2003 to 2004, Ford produced the Marauder as a "high-performance" version of the Mercury Grand Marquis sedan which is comparable to the 1994-96 Chevrolet Impala SS.
The 2003 Mercury Marauder was based on the Ford Panther platform, which utilizes a hydroformed steel frame, front rack and pinion steering, and totally revised front and rear suspension with monotube shock absorbers. The Marauder had a naturally aspirated 4.6 L DOHC V8 (the Ford Modular engine) with 302 hp and 318 lb-ft of torque. The Marauder was discontinued in 2004 mostly due to lackluster sales, blamed by some on styling too similar to that of the Crown Victoria LX sport, an incorrect target audience, and a lack of major advertising or marketing of the car. Originally, Marauders were produced in "any color the customer desired, so long as it was black." Eventually, the Marauder was offered in silver, blue, and red, but in limited quantities (Blue is the rarest variant, coming in at only 328 examples produced).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_Marauder


