Deranged Pizza Guy
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RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
I was also thinking of it being possibly a Marauder. They are real sweet sleepers, I've heard that quite a few are circulating with Eaton blowers up on top.
No disrespect to Pizza guys, but it's not the sort of ride I'd expect one to be able to run on tips.
No disrespect to Pizza guys, but it's not the sort of ride I'd expect one to be able to run on tips.
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RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
ORIGINAL: ohnoesaz
When people talk down on my car and good about their crappy car (like my gf's brother who constantly compares his Honda Element over the GT) the most we can do for them is to just laugh and nod. I'm not saying agree or disagree, I'm just saying to 'play it cool' for their own good. If you agree then you'll enforce their oddness too much. if you disagree then you'll drive them to even more drastic and embarrassing compulsive lies. When confronted by someone like these just play it in the middle and smile, shrug and nod. You'll be doing them a favor...
When people talk down on my car and good about their crappy car (like my gf's brother who constantly compares his Honda Element over the GT) the most we can do for them is to just laugh and nod. I'm not saying agree or disagree, I'm just saying to 'play it cool' for their own good. If you agree then you'll enforce their oddness too much. if you disagree then you'll drive them to even more drastic and embarrassing compulsive lies. When confronted by someone like these just play it in the middle and smile, shrug and nod. You'll be doing them a favor...
If the Pizza guy is making a nuisance of himself, just report him. He doesn't have any business pestering people about what kind of car they drive.
I ♥ Acer
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,786
From: Florida
RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
If I ever get money I'm gonna get a crown vic, and slap in a terminator motor or maybe the gt500 setup, plus a six-speed manual and a ford nine inch rear. Have it painted the cop-car dark blue, chrome mirror...maybe I'll keep a light bar in the garage...
...back on topic, yeah sometimes it seems like everyone with a v8 sedan or truck thinks they can take you...a lot of diesels have been messing with me lately! I know a lot of people mess around with the lt1 caprices; maybe this guy put it a k&n drop in and clamped on some flowmasters and now he thinks he has a modular monster.
...back on topic, yeah sometimes it seems like everyone with a v8 sedan or truck thinks they can take you...a lot of diesels have been messing with me lately! I know a lot of people mess around with the lt1 caprices; maybe this guy put it a k&n drop in and clamped on some flowmasters and now he thinks he has a modular monster.
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RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
Marauders are still pretty slow.... They can be made 13 second cars yess.... but i think he would need Nitrous to hang with a new gt Anyway 
. I am too nice of a guy, people talk shytt like that all the time(were normally around like 20 people) so i dont wanna call him out in the middle of everyone lol.....
. I am too nice of a guy, people talk shytt like that all the time(were normally around like 20 people) so i dont wanna call him out in the middle of everyone lol.....
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RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
I think we're missing an important point...
He drives an old ugly grandma car (which is worse than a family car) and doesn't recognize that. He gloats about something that is stupid to the rest of the world. Its the same as having a dwarf brag about how hes able to fit under countertops and low-hanging trees because hes so blessed. Uh, no you stupid dwarf. You're 3 feet tall and we're all laughing at you, stop kidding yourself. See? Same principle applies here.
Heres the thing... If his grandma quis is really fast... Lets say ooooo, 600hp, is it now cool? uhm, no. Its old, ugly, embarrassing, and youll be damned if a girl of any value is going to want to get picked up in that. I'll stick with a 300hp Mustang in the blink of an eye no matter how fast that eye-sore of a car he has could be.
There is so much more important in the world of cars than just speed.
He drives an old ugly grandma car (which is worse than a family car) and doesn't recognize that. He gloats about something that is stupid to the rest of the world. Its the same as having a dwarf brag about how hes able to fit under countertops and low-hanging trees because hes so blessed. Uh, no you stupid dwarf. You're 3 feet tall and we're all laughing at you, stop kidding yourself. See? Same principle applies here.
Heres the thing... If his grandma quis is really fast... Lets say ooooo, 600hp, is it now cool? uhm, no. Its old, ugly, embarrassing, and youll be damned if a girl of any value is going to want to get picked up in that. I'll stick with a 300hp Mustang in the blink of an eye no matter how fast that eye-sore of a car he has could be.
There is so much more important in the world of cars than just speed.
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From: Milwaukee, WI
RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
ORIGINAL: marcuskeeler
I was also thinking of it being possibly a Marauder. They are real sweet sleepers, I've heard that quite a few are circulating with Eaton blowers up on top.
No disrespect to Pizza guys, but it's not the sort of ride I'd expect one to be able to run on tips.
I was also thinking of it being possibly a Marauder. They are real sweet sleepers, I've heard that quite a few are circulating with Eaton blowers up on top.
No disrespect to Pizza guys, but it's not the sort of ride I'd expect one to be able to run on tips.
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From: NC
RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
ORIGINAL: ohnoesaz
He drives an old ugly grandma car (which is worse than a family car) and doesn't recognize that. He gloats about something that is stupid to the rest of the world. Its the same as having a dwarf brag about how hes able to fit under countertops and low-hanging trees because hes so blessed. Uh, no you stupid dwarf. You're 3 feet tall and we're all laughing at you, stop kidding yourself. See? Same principle applies here.
He drives an old ugly grandma car (which is worse than a family car) and doesn't recognize that. He gloats about something that is stupid to the rest of the world. Its the same as having a dwarf brag about how hes able to fit under countertops and low-hanging trees because hes so blessed. Uh, no you stupid dwarf. You're 3 feet tall and we're all laughing at you, stop kidding yourself. See? Same principle applies here.
You have just replaced the retard STi quote in my sig my friend!
Edit 2: Damnit it's too long... oh wells!