Deranged Pizza Guy
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Joined: May 2007
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From: Florida
RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
ORIGINAL: ohnoesaz
I think we're missing an important point...
He drives an old ugly grandma car (which is worse than a family car) and doesn't recognize that. He gloats about something that is stupid to the rest of the world. Its the same as having a dwarf brag about how hes able to fit under countertops and low-hanging trees because hes so blessed. Uh, no you stupid dwarf. You're 3 feet tall and we're all laughing at you, stop kidding yourself. See? Same principle applies here.
Heres the thing... If his grandma quis is really fast... Lets say ooooo, 600hp, is it now cool? uhm, no. Its old, ugly, embarrassing, and youll be damned if a girl of any value is going to want to get picked up in that. I'll stick with a 300hp Mustang in the blink of an eye no matter how fast that eye-sore of a car he has could be.
There is so much more important in the world of cars than just speed.
I think we're missing an important point...
He drives an old ugly grandma car (which is worse than a family car) and doesn't recognize that. He gloats about something that is stupid to the rest of the world. Its the same as having a dwarf brag about how hes able to fit under countertops and low-hanging trees because hes so blessed. Uh, no you stupid dwarf. You're 3 feet tall and we're all laughing at you, stop kidding yourself. See? Same principle applies here.
Heres the thing... If his grandma quis is really fast... Lets say ooooo, 600hp, is it now cool? uhm, no. Its old, ugly, embarrassing, and youll be damned if a girl of any value is going to want to get picked up in that. I'll stick with a 300hp Mustang in the blink of an eye no matter how fast that eye-sore of a car he has could be.
There is so much more important in the world of cars than just speed.
BTW 1. wee man is gonna headbutt you in the nuts for posting this and 2. don't bag on girls of low or no value...how do you think I ever get laid? lol...
5th Gear Member
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 2,112
From: NC
RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
Yeah I won't take him seriously, he just talking, nod and smile like ohnoesaz said.
But what if he had a : PI swap, full boltons(exhaust, T.B/plenum, etc) a 4.56 T-Lok rearend, and a few hundred lbs. weight reduction, shift kit and tuned. Just kidding.
I do not want a Crown Vic/Grand Marquis but they have a somewhat moddable platform (for a 4door senor citizen crusier). The 4.6 has a nice aftermarket, the trans/rearend in those is workable, etc.
But what if he had a : PI swap, full boltons(exhaust, T.B/plenum, etc) a 4.56 T-Lok rearend, and a few hundred lbs. weight reduction, shift kit and tuned. Just kidding.
I do not want a Crown Vic/Grand Marquis but they have a somewhat moddable platform (for a 4door senor citizen crusier). The 4.6 has a nice aftermarket, the trans/rearend in those is workable, etc.
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Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 5,565
From: NC
RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
Ive had this stuff happen with all kinds of car owners....I had a kid with a bone stock M6 LT1 Formula tell me he was going to wax my *** because I drove an automatic.... his stock 97 LT1 vs 95 LT1 Auto, 3.42s, ported heads, 2200 stall, built trans, (the list is actually long so I will leave it at that)...
I was like "are you retarded? No...really. Are you?"
I was like "are you retarded? No...really. Are you?"
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Joined: Jun 2007
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RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
Dude, I would have said "Go warm it up while I get my keys" It would have been on!!!I bet he would went to backtracking, "I don't have enough gas, I got to get these Pepperoni's delivered, I got some hot chicks waiting on me". What a loser!!!
I forget about the pizza's adding to much weight to the car!!!
I forget about the pizza's adding to much weight to the car!!!
2nd Gear Member
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 488
From: Sunny Side of Louisville
RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
ORIGINAL: ohnoesaz
I think we're missing an important point...
He drives an old ugly grandma car (which is worse than a family car) and doesn't recognize that. He gloats about something that is stupid to the rest of the world. Its the same as having a dwarf brag about how hes able to fit under countertops and low-hanging trees because hes so blessed. Uh, no you stupid dwarf. You're 3 feet tall and we're all laughing at you, stop kidding yourself. See? Same principle applies here.
I think we're missing an important point...
He drives an old ugly grandma car (which is worse than a family car) and doesn't recognize that. He gloats about something that is stupid to the rest of the world. Its the same as having a dwarf brag about how hes able to fit under countertops and low-hanging trees because hes so blessed. Uh, no you stupid dwarf. You're 3 feet tall and we're all laughing at you, stop kidding yourself. See? Same principle applies here.
5th Gear Member
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 4,197
From: Louisiana
RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
The guy did NOT have a Marauder. For one, someone that mentally challenged wouldn't belucky enough to "accidentally" end up buying a Marauder. Secondly, ppl who own Marauders do NOT refer to them as Grand Marquis.
My conclusion......the guy was probably fresh out the rubber sheet hospital. But it sounds like he should have started out delivering newspapers first, and then worked his way up to pizza delivery boy.
My conclusion......the guy was probably fresh out the rubber sheet hospital. But it sounds like he should have started out delivering newspapers first, and then worked his way up to pizza delivery boy.
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RE: Deranged Pizza Guy
ORIGINAL: BigDave
Maybe he is talking about this car (but it is still too heavy):
From 2003 to 2004, Ford produced the Marauder as a "high-performance" version of the Mercury Grand Marquis sedan which is comparable to the 1994-96 Chevrolet Impala SS.
The 2003 Mercury Marauder was based on the Ford Panther platform, which utilizes a hydroformed steel frame, front rack and pinion steering, and totally revised front and rear suspension with monotube shock absorbers. The Marauder had a naturally aspirated 4.6 L DOHC V8 (the Ford Modular engine) with 302 hp and 318 lb-ft of torque. The Marauder was discontinued in 2004 mostly due to lackluster sales, blamed by some on styling too similar to that of the Crown Victoria LX sport, an incorrect target audience, and a lack of major advertising or marketing of the car. Originally, Marauders were produced in "any color the customer desired, so long as it was black." Eventually, the Marauder was offered in silver, blue, and red, but in limited quantities (Blue is the rarest variant, coming in at only 328 examples produced).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_Marauder
Maybe he is talking about this car (but it is still too heavy):
From 2003 to 2004, Ford produced the Marauder as a "high-performance" version of the Mercury Grand Marquis sedan which is comparable to the 1994-96 Chevrolet Impala SS.
The 2003 Mercury Marauder was based on the Ford Panther platform, which utilizes a hydroformed steel frame, front rack and pinion steering, and totally revised front and rear suspension with monotube shock absorbers. The Marauder had a naturally aspirated 4.6 L DOHC V8 (the Ford Modular engine) with 302 hp and 318 lb-ft of torque. The Marauder was discontinued in 2004 mostly due to lackluster sales, blamed by some on styling too similar to that of the Crown Victoria LX sport, an incorrect target audience, and a lack of major advertising or marketing of the car. Originally, Marauders were produced in "any color the customer desired, so long as it was black." Eventually, the Marauder was offered in silver, blue, and red, but in limited quantities (Blue is the rarest variant, coming in at only 328 examples produced).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_Marauder
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