Here’s a bit of advice, Mustang owners: if you haven’t really perfected the art of doing a burnout, save yourself the embarrassment, and others the danger, that comes with trying to pretend you have.

Who doesn’t want to see a ton of muscle cars, trucks, and drift cars destroy all their tires?

Thankfully, it’s Friday. That means we’re tantalizingly close to the weekend. Where most of us will be spending our time either fixing up our cars, crashing on the couch, or getting drunk and watching NASCAR on TV.

If you believe those quacks on TV, clouds are formed by condensation and water vapor, but we all know the truth. Clouds are really made of smoke, and the best way to make smoke is with a big V8.

To help beef up the visual oomph of this Shelby GT500 Mustang, the owner added nitrous dumps routed to the cowl of the hood, and through the mouth of the Cobra emblem on the grille.

We see it all the time. The new Mustang owner who’s proud and shows off the powerful 5.0 by doing a celebratory burnout.

Mountains in the distance, palm trees hither and yon, a magnificent horizon broken only by the advents of man–all very well fit to ponder here in Big Sky Country. In this instance, it was but a backdrop. The roar of American iron needs no accompaniment, but when others heed the call, it is a mighty chorus.