Jackies Stang

I actually saw a car hit a raccoon in front of my workplace.....There was more damage done on that eclipse than i though imaginable....ripped off the whole muffler system on that car! And YES the raccoon stood up and walked into the woods! I think they are part armidillo....thing has to weigh close to 45 lbs!!!!! Never saw anything like it! When i went over to ask the girl if she was ok.......She looked at me and said......did someone leave a cinderblock in the middle of the road? I said no honey, you hit a raccoon......she started crying her eyes out cause she thought she killed an animal! Cops didnt believe me when i told them she hit a raccoon! But they put it in their report! Those things are like tanks!

Spdfreak

Thatfur-ball must have been a radical, jihadist suicide raccoon.

Tubra

lmfao!!!

explict

Think hitting a deer is bad??
Try hitting a moose.

Type "Moose car" in google

And yes I am from Canada..

cryptic26djp

any chance that racoon was purple?

Oneshot7

Racoon > Pony