Easy boys!... Please be careful with the emotions!

I used to race round-d-round.... 3/4 Mile Dirt Track. We had 2 races for the fans... The Mechanics Race, and the "Drivers Girls" race were the to entertainment races. Mind you; neither the Mechanics nor the girls had ANY experience on the track. The mechanics would bump around on each other, but pretty much, they keep the car on the track and manage to complete the lap. The women on the other hand - it looked like a demolition derby once they got behind the wheel. It was comical as hell!