I'll take my Bel RX65 over a Valentine, but yeah, Valentine right after that.

 

Vagina.

Definitely Vagina.

 

I think this is the one you should get unless its that fun time of the month. Then just tell her its time to play in the POOPAR!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'll take my escort passport 8500 x50 before both of them.

 

That's the same thing as the RX65 minus a couple small features making it about $20 less. The voice is pointless, but I guess it's not bad, especially when you aren't used to what sounds are what, the Ku band feature is nice in case they ever start using Ku band in the US which is possible but hasn't happened yet. It'd be worth the extra $20 to me I think but they both are identical otherwise.

 

vent shades!

 

Vibrator
with adaptor plug in for cig lighter.

 

valvoline synthetic oil for your moms back.

 

you're girl called me bro and told me its a vortech..so good **** =P