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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 01:31 AM
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http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/4qt.htm how about this, seems nice
Old Jun 19, 2006 | 07:48 PM
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Man that's a brilliant idea! Put me down for 7
Old Jun 19, 2006 | 08:24 PM
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How about a wire connected to the gas pedal running back to a hand grenade hidden under the seat.When the gas is depressed the grenade gets pulled from the tin can it was hidden in and a few seconds later the drivers side of the car is blown clear of the rest of the car.For a fire effect,you could fill a plastic bottle with gasoline and place it under the seat with the grenade.It's lightweight and simple.
When you want to drive the car just unhook the wire and go.
If it is spotted or its a pro, they can set the car in neutral and roll it away Good thinking though.
Any time the car is placed in neutral, it instantly explodes. (obviously, this would be an "option" the consumer would have to pay for)
Old Jun 19, 2006 | 11:09 PM
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LOL
Old Jun 20, 2006 | 04:21 AM
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how about a security chip in the key so that it can't be hotwired?

oh...
Old Jun 20, 2006 | 03:08 PM
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how about a security chip in the key so that it can't be hotwired?

oh...
A security chip? Very impractical compared to my exploding car-of-death.

Old Jun 20, 2006 | 03:24 PM
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Im not sure about you guys, but if my car is stolen, I dont want it back. In addition, Id like to instill somwe phyical pain to the moron who stole the car to help offset my emotional distress.

This leads to my alarm invention - this alarm has no motion sensor, siren, beeps or whistles. No proximity sensors, ignition or fuel cutoffs. This alarm doesnt stop someone from stealing your car, but it does ensure he/she will never steal a car again; and it does put a smile on your face if only for a moment.

The basics are this: thief walks up to your car; thief gains access into car; thief hot-wires car; thief drives away with a big smile.

DRIVERS SIDE SEAT BURSTS INTO FLAMES AND ACTIVATES A SMALL VIDEO CAMERA THAT IS SAT-LINKED TO A SMALL SCREEN ON YOUR REMOTE. You take extreme pleasure watching the moron burn to a crisp as the song "Some Like It Hot" blasts on your stereo.

Sure your car is toast, but thats what insurnace is for.
sorry bro, you can already buy those at Wal-Mart.
Old Jun 20, 2006 | 04:57 PM
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How about a 3 foot UN-LUBED ***** that shoots up through the seat and completely violates their cornhole?
Old Jun 20, 2006 | 05:31 PM
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How about a 3 foot UN-LUBED ***** that shoots up through the seat and completely violates their cornhole?
What happens when your mom borrows the car, gets in an accident and it deploys by mistake.

n/m, it's her punishment for borrowing the car I guess
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