DILO2001GT

damn you[:@]


you lucky bastard, i should though its prolly just as close to me as NEDW is

btw its looking sweet but i bet you miss your ol' GT though huh?

Dsmfighter

This isn't a very good one, but i think its funny.

One night while i was out cruising last fall, i ran into this one young guy with an orange srt-4. He really had no clue what he was saying/doing. He tried telling me that his car runs 12's due to an intake and bov spacer. I sarcastically responded, you should get some high performance muffler bearings, i hear they add like 30 horse......HE BELIEVED ME. I stood there in a daze wondering how some one could be that retarded. I soon pulled out with him behind me, as he tries to race me (key word tries). He couldn't drive for poo. He grinded every gear, and i ended up beating him by 3 lengths. That was one of the few times you'll ever see a stock npi gt beat an srt-4.

Butters

I got 1 and 1/2.

I rolled up into school with my new 'stang and some really annoying girl comes up to me and is all "oh wow is that your car?!" i said yes and she instantly jumps to "my daddy is buying me a hyundai tiburon and i'm also getting the twin turbo kit for it!!!" and I just sort of looked at her and said "oh so then you want to race when you get all that?" and she just sorta stared at me and looked at my car and was all "uhmmmm....no, your car is way too fast for that" and started laughing. I just sorta shook my head and said "have fun putting those 6 pistons through your hood" and walked away.

Then the 1/2 is I was telling a friend about my car and my physics teacher was all "oh my god is it a 5.0L?!?!?" and I just sorta stared at her and said "...it's an '03...no" and she just sorta shrugged and said "oh that's too bad". I was kinda enough to let that one slide. [&:]

so1o2k3

another one...kinda

My friend from college was riding with me one night to get something to eat. some sport bikes came next to me and reved their engines and took off, so I dropped it into 3rd gear and floored it. I knew I couldn't keep up if they were trying but what the hell I thought I'd show my friend some horsepower. He says "you about gave me whiplash, you should've warned me." so we get back to the campus and we're looking for a parking spot and we pass a mitsubishi eclipse. He says "that thing is fast, I've been in it". I was like "yeah good one" and then i realized he was being serious. I said "are you kidding me? does it at least have a turbo?" and he said no...I wanted to slap him for such blasphemy

Butters

Race the eclipse and show your friend what some real power is [8D]

'cause we all know a non-turbo eclipse....or any eclipse for that matter, doesn't got it.